Tiffany vs. Hootie to the Death...of aisle 5

So it's Tiffany vs. Hootie and the Blowfish for mall show supremacy. Tiffany wins because the stunt was clever marketing to the tween cute contingent during that period of the 80s (she has aged better than I would have suspected). Hootie was never cute, and will not improve after their big comeback concert...at a Walmart. Hootie's new album is called Looking for Lucky.

They added an unecessary Y to that title.