Suffer the Little Morons

Two cases of things celebrities do that annoy me:

So Sir Macca (aka the bitter git) is getting slapped for divorce. Good. He is a lousy human with bad taste and hasn't provided anything of consequence to society in ages. Given his recent God-complex tantrums (i.e. not performing on Live 8 unless he could headline or changing writing credits from Lennon-McCartney to the reverse just to salve his fragile ego), I hope he gets taken to the cleaners.

And in a case of venality that is sadly par for the course with this particular harpy, Babs does a Babs. This car crash of a human being is nither diva nor singer of any consequence...ever. She's avarice in a hideous rose pink wardrobe. Someone needs to wrap her head in a foot thick cashmere wrap so we have to neither see nor hear of this crass wretch again.