Everything at the Airbnb I'm staying at is pretty cool...except for this. I'm laughing, but my personal sense of olfactory quality is just a tad offended. #oldspice (least of all an old Spice called #swagger"...that's like the mid life crisis version of Axe body spray for douche-macaques) ain't for this connoisseur of toiletries. #zeruchontour #ranting

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