Awarding the Oblivious with the Obvious

So apparently, in a fit of stating what is so clear that it does not bear statement (but because the awardees are so daft that even clarity of this strength cannot make it past their daft-dermal layer), Skanky Spice and her hubbie the Braindead Footballer have been awarded the status of Most Pointless Celebrities in the UK (although I am sure their global rankings are quite high).

Having heard Vikkie Beckham's solo output and realized that she was in fact the most stupid and the most musically bereft of skill (even compared to that tone deaf barfly Geri "I'm Due for a Scandal of Some Sort to Revive my Career" Halliwell) of the entire Spice rack.