The Blowhard Speaks Once More

So that crass, low-talent bloatus Elton John is in the news again for being a whiny, snivelling, petty, shrill little twit. Oh the poor fame-monkey all of a sudden hates the paparazzi, yet seems to be seeking ever more obnoxious ways of getting attention, now that he can't get respect for catering to the parameters of Disney soundtracks and Vegas wash-out shows.

You were barely listenable at your peak Eltie, and now you are one step below Paul McCartney in the complete waste of carbon rankings.