Good News...

...as taste and decency, in a rare public appearance, makes us all have a collective sigh of relief. That megalomaniacal effete bloatus, Elton John, and his insipid attempts to put out a musical based on the work of former vampire fetishist Anne Rice, has failed miserably.

As it should.

To quote,

David Rooney of Variety said of the musical:

"It seems like the prosaic plot of a gay vampire soap opera that's simultaneously overwrought and coy."